I'm very popular with the "I-want-to-give-you-some-money-free" folks. I get three or four pleas for assistance in the Wonderful Blessed Name of the Lord every week. I figure it means I am very trustworthy, and my stellar reputation for careful stewardship has gone global. Seems everyone wants me to help them handle some funds. If I offered my aid to even a tenth of the wonderful opportunities of service and Christian charity, I'd be stinkin' rich.

Mary, I'm sorry to have to do this, but I gotta "one-up" ya! Today I received TWO - yes, not one, but TWO - letters from the "Federal Aviation of Nigeria" at hotmail :-) notifying me that I'm in line to help purchase six aircraft planes to help the Nigerian government.

Puh-leeze.

Dear Mary, I'm sorry to have totell you that I've got the same mail yesterday. I had several similar mail, so I made a search about DR.MICHEAL KWESA. Only your blg came out! Don't belive it!
Jordana Bounxouei
Laos

Hi! I have actually replied:


Halem Kwesa escribió:

From: Halem & Larisia Kwesa
Dearest One,
Good day,

I am contacting you to assist us transfer USD $11.5 Million Dollars the money I inherited from my Late Father,which he made from the sale of Crude Oil Business. I am Halem and my sister name is Larisia the children of the late DR.MICHEAL KWESA.

We are looking for a person that will stand in as our Guidian and help us nvest in a business in your country where we can get a reasonable interest rate in your Company under your Management while we continue our education.

Many thanks to you if you can help me as I would compensate you with a good percentage of the money which is negotiable after the money has been
successfully moved into your account. I am waiting for your urgent reply.

Thanks and God Bless you as I wait for your urgent reply for more details.
Yours Respectfully,
Halem & Larisia Kwesa

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my reply:

Dear Halem and Larisia,

first of all, thanks a lot for your undeserved trust. I will strive not to give you any reasons to regret having contacted me. My country is full of safe and profitable investment opportunities, and excuse me if I may come across as not too humble, but I must say that you have met the right person for giving you the best return on your savings. Here's my tip: invest in Spanish cinema... As a matter of fact I have written a wonderful road movie that is sure to interest you.

Looking forward to hearing from you,

JB