Declaring a New Holiday: IHBD I Hate Bras Day

Wednesday


Sorry, men. It's true. Don't get all weird on me.


I hate 'em!


Binding, annoying, hot-in-the-summer, bras are all those things. Here is my poem commemorating this historic day:


I hate those contraptions, I do

They bind and they chafe when they're new

Bras they are named

They've not tamed; they have maimed

Maidenform and Bali I'll sue.

10 comments:

Pattie said...

Saw the link on Twitter. Laughing at the poem. It's cute!!!

Monica said...

ha ha. I didn't know you wrote poetry, mary. you must have been truly inspired.

Ashley Weis said...

Yeah, bra's are no good. ESPECIALLY when pregnant!

We could be hippies...

Tracy Ruckman said...

I guess I'm a hippie!

YAAAAY Mary for President!!!!

Maybe we could create holiday tradition so that we only have to wear a bra once a week - or once a month - or even only once a YEAR!

Thankfully, I live in the country, work at home, and my work uniform doesn't come with one! LOL!

Dianne said...

Count me in!

carla stewart said...

Amen. And Amen.

questionsaboutfaith said...

It's interesting....the power that faith has in some people's lives.

What do you think of the science/religion dichotomy?

blueVicar said...

We shall be released!!

Meilleurs voeux!!

Tabetha said...

Actually I can't decide which is worse, bras or sagging. I just do a half day each way, and consider it a truce. :)

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