7 Myths about Publishing

Wednesday

  1. All authors make a bucket load of money! (Actuality: We make about 78 cents a book. Most of us make less than a teacher's aid).
  2. Rejection ceases to exist once you've signed your first book contract. (Actuality: It gets worse, and the rejections hurt more.)
  3. Publishing is like those models who get discovered in diners. It just happens without much effort. (Actuality: 10,000 hours of writing finally makes you a master at it. That's about ten years. When I signed with an agent and sold two books in that year, folks thought I arrived quickly. Wrong. I arrived after 10,000 hours of my behind on the chair.)
  4. Publishers revel in marketing your books. (Actuality: They do the best they can, but in today's climate, it's truly up to the author to get the word out.)
  5. Authors don't go to the grocery store. (Actuality: Um, yeah, they do. Off to Kroger soon...)
  6. You can usually skip the busywork of writing for smaller publications and go for book writing out of the gate. (Actuality: It's better and more "normal" to have a wide body of periodical work published before you find an agent. Otherwise, how will an agent know if you can write, meet deadlines, and take editorial direction?)
  7. Book signings are the cat's meow for authors. (Actuality: We don't really like them, often because folks don't show up and you feel like a 7th grader again, standing near the wall, waiting to be asked to dance. So not fun. Although I will say it's an author's rite of passage to attend a book signing and sell zero books. Yes, this has happened to me.)

13 comments:

Richard Mabry said...

Mary,
I've learned all these lessons the same way you did--the hard way. Thanks for the reminder that they represent a universal situation, not something specific to you or me.

Sandra Heska King said...

About #5: That's only when you can't find any more dusty M&Ms under the fridge or expired soup in the cupboard.

Brock S. Henning said...

Mary, I came across your blog today after a Billy Coffey retweet...and I'm glad I did!

Thanks for sharing these myths. I'm not even close to my 10,000 hour mark, and I'm glad to read this advice. It's a great reminder to enjoy the hard road of writing and the real reason I do it, whether publication ever comes or not.

quietspirit said...

Mary:
#5 is something I only do when we are out of almost everything. I don't care to go there,at all.

quietspirit said...

Mary:
Is #5 really a myth?

lauradroege said...

"7.Book signings are the cat's meow for authors." Thank goodness that's a myth. I'm allergic to cats. Ahh-choo!

I've only seen one book signing in progress and I felt a little sorry for the guy. He looked awkward sitting by himself. I didn't talk to him, though, which I guess makes me the snobby 7th grader who sees the wallflowers and still doesn't dance with them.

patriciazell said...

When I first started writing in the early 1990's, one of the things that stuck with me was the statement that a writer doesn't become a "good" writer until he or she passes the million words mark. I haven't counted, but it seems like I've written that much.

Michelle Reneee Kidwell said...

Some of the myths that ppl feel about authors makes me laugh, you hit the nail on the head with this post, thank you for sharing
In Christs Love
Michelle~

Janet Morris Grimes said...

So, I take this to mean that my visions of you wallowing in wealth and fame may also be a myth?

Treasures in Heaven. May you be blessed with many, Mary, for the way you reach out to help all of us newcomers to your slow moving industry.

And the slow-moving part; that's not a myth, is it?

Drats.

Linda Strawn said...

I guess I better hang on to my teacher's aid job!

Tina F said...

Thank you for making me smile! Boy is this all true, er, I mean false!

The funny thing is that I've come across some readers at the store who, through smiles, said they were surprised how differnet I looked when not fixed up at a book signing. haha! Funny! Truly, it is, because not long ago I ran into one of my fav authors in the grocery store and he was wearing funny looking shorts, flip-flops and had not shaved in days. I was shocked! I don't know why, but I was, even though the poor guy can't always be fixed up and dressed like a cowboy. And he needs his cheerios just like the rest of us, I guess. :-)

When someone expresses surprise at how ratty I look at the grocery store, I always think back at seeing my friend and have a good laugh at myself.

imoomie said...

My son and I got a kick out of your candid mythbusting!

Thanks for putting it into perspective...we have a few more thousands worth of words to write...

Marilyn said...

It's good to see these reminders in print. They were encouraging. Thanks for writing!